South Dakota lyrics - Afroman

I tried to fuck a girl from Sioux Falls

But she text all night, and gave me blue balls

A dick teaser skeezer from the city of Mitchell

You never gave me the pussy, you bitch you

Rapping to the girls in Rapid City

But they left rapidly, what a pity

Almost got a blowjob in Pierre

But she said I have too much pubic hair

I took my Blackwood to Whitewood

Didn't go quite good I got a room in Deadwood

The receptionist said she's from Lead

But she won't come up and give me no head

I told her let's drink and smoke on this

Maybe later I can spear your fish

She denied all of my urges

Just like all the pretty girls in Sturgis

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Such a lonely place

No women on MySpace

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Any time of year

Can't find no pussy here

I thought I had a winner when I was in Winner

But baby girl wouldn't let me go up in her

I met a feminist from Vermillion

She said she wouldn't fuck me for a million

I got some bookings in Brookings

But the girls were not foo-king

Tried to dick your daughter down in Watertown

But it was too many cock blockers hanging around

I thought I had a queen in Aberdeen

This rejection is fucking up my self esteem

Rush me a whore to Mount Rushmore

I really don't wanna jack off no more

All the hot girls in Hot Springs

Get mad when you discuss hot sexual things

Imma get me some pussy, it's not too late

Imma fill my gas tank and get out of this state

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Such a lonely place

No women on MySpace

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Any time of year

Can't find no pussy here

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Such a lonely place

No women on MySpace

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Any time of year

Can't find no pussy here

What's up, South Dakota?

I love y'all, man, I love y'all weed

I love all my fans

Imma just run down to Nebraska, Iowa, get me some pussy right quick, Imma be right back

You know what I'm sayin?

No hard feelings, just a hard dick

I'll be back, real quick, alright