Afroman other songs:

 

Cuz I'm High lyrics - Kid Lennon & Afroman (feat. YHK Destin)

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

My room is still messed up and I know why (why man)

Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high

I was gonna clean my room, wait, nah

I just wanna roll another blunt get high

Damn I already rolled one lost my lighter

Cuz I got high used my lighter to find

In a dark room my mind still vibe

Please don't kill my vibe be silent, shh

Eenie meenie minie mo

Which blunt should I smoke

How many did I roll

Its 420/24

Everyday weed smoked

FaceTime with the "Fro"

Tell em that we got a show

Gotta dip lets go, gotta dip lets go, he said

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

My room is still messed up and I know why (why man)

Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high

I was gonna do this remix too in 2005

It may have took me 15 years now and y'all know why

Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high

Imma stop singing this song cause I'm high

Imma keep smoking like "Cheech and Chong" my whole life

And if this weed keeps getting me higher I might fly

Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high (ladadada)

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

My room is still messed up and I know why (why man)

Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high

Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high

Dance All Night lyrics - Kyle Fortch, Afroman & JOSEPH

[JOSEPH:]

Hit the boogie woogie

Hit the slide

Do a little twist and dance all night

[Kyle Fortch:]

Walk into the building ya the shawties know what's poppin

Got the Solid gold tux makin all they jaws droppin

I got the hunnies on the side in case the party starts floppin

But you know I got the mic so ima get this place rockin

Met a little cutie she was lookin pretty shy

Said baby nice to meet ya call me dreamboat Ky

Got the rolls outside of you wanna take a ride

Play backseat bingo and have a hell of a time

[JOSEPH:]

Hit the boogie woogie, hit the jive

Do a little twist and dance all night

Add a little wobble, add a little slide

Hit'em with the dab and dance all night

Hit the boogie woogie, hit the jive

Do a little twist and dance all night

Add a little wobble, add a little slide

Hit'em with the dab and dance all night

[Afroman:]

Crip walk crip walk

Hip talk two step with pep

Maintain your rep

Quick to get a girl on the dance floor

Because my dance moves romance her though

Enhance her low, than the guy before

It's the A the F the R the O

Hip hop elite, don't stop the beat

Props to my homies on 83rd Street

Song after song, all night long

As long as the DJ don't play nothin' wrong

Keep spinnin' my grooves

I'll keep bustin' my moves

[JOSEPH:]

Hit the boogie woogie, hit the jive

Do a little twist and dance all night

Add a little wobble, add a little slide

Hit'em with the dab and dance all night

Hit the boogie woogie, hit the jive

Do a little twist and dance all night

Add a little wobble, add a little slide

Hit'em with the dab and dance all night

[Kyle Fortch:]

Halfway through the party

Ya you know this place is bitchin

Where'd your man go girl and aren't you with him

It's a dangerous game and you know I'm not a fighter

So take a step back I don't want no ankle biters

Bringing Afroman was a hell of a decision

Why's you mouth still goin why don't ya shut up and listen

It's time to dance we be the only ones sittin

So get up off your ass

And hit the wobble back with me

Gonna Dance all night

Have a hell of a time

I'm lookin for a pretty girl, the longest legs in sight

See one to the left and one on my right

Drunk text my ex god-damn she tight

[JOSEPH:]

Hit the boogie woogie, hit the jive

Do a little twist and dance all night

Add a little wobble, add a little slide

Hit'em with the dab and dance all night

Hit the boogie woogie, hit the jive

Do a little twist and dance all night

Add a little wobble, add a little slide

Hit'em with the dab and dance all night

Fucc'n You lyrics - Afroman

Fucc'n you

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I finally got my turn!

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I hope I don't get burnt!

I like the way you suck it when you really wanna suck it

Saliva drips from your mouth, like fuck it

I can see it in your eyes, you like sucking dick

You make me cum real quick

You say my cum is thick

I love it when I walk behind you

Your booty feels good when I grind you

You never wear a bra

You've got the biggest nipples I ever saw

In the summers, in the ghettos, take a piss is the let-ohs

While you suck my dick

Latter on give my nuts a lick

Take your hand, stroke my balls

French kiss my asshole

Rub your pussy, play with your clit, wet yourself

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I finally got my turn!

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I hope I don't get burnt!

I want me a fat girl pretty and down, put my dick in her mouth and squirrel it around

Cum when I want to, how I want to, how many times I want to

Smoke a blunt too

Crawl around like a dog

Make me jumpy like a frog

Look at my balls, look at my dick

Sniff them both now take a lick

Look at me with your pretty face stick out your tongue and slowly taste (ahhh)

I love your tattoos, your high heel shoes

Your toe nail polish I'm about to demolish

Your pretty little pussy til it's nice and mushy, Afroman ain't no woozy

Watch me go in your pussy hard and slow

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I finally got my turn!

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I hope I don't get burnt!

Get on your knees, sit back, hold your tits ups like that

Stick out your tongue, I like your tone ring

It's time to do the wild thing

Put your tits on my balls, put my dick in your jaw

Play with your nipples until they cripple

Globe on my balls like hungry hippos

Clean my house butt naked until I can't take it

Imma lay on the floor, lay between my legs and start to blow

Imma raise my legs, toss my salad and blow my ass

I love seeing spit swing fall from your tits

Swinging from your tongue that's some freaky ass shit

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I finally got my turn!

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I hope I don't get burnt!

Awwwww!

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I finally got my turn!

Uh uh uh uh! I'm fucc'n you

I hope I don't get burnt!

In Your Pussy lyrics - Afroman

I got another one

What you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full!

Hey you like that shit?

When a hooker is young she uses vaseline

What she use when she gets old?

Polygrip!

Hahahahaha

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman Palmdale, Cali get high desert

Any dope valley

When I was a boy I couldn't find a girl

Now I got women all over the world

Like Naughty Nancy from North Carolina

Back n forth in her hot vagina

Is your pussy sore?

She said kinda... She came!

People heard her screaming in China

Big Jug June down in Peru

Sucked me till my dick shriveled up like a prune

10 minutes later my dicks high point

June smoked it like a joint

Your daughters fucked

You caught her yelling

I gotta rotate

In Cape Carteret

Doing the dime at the time

Drinking my jizz like colt 45

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Molly, Molly Blanchete

Licked my dick like a Jolly Rancher

Drove her home from Wilmington

Stuck it in her pussy cause I ain't done

Country singers from Nashville

Shaking ass smoking grass fo real

Jumped in the van with the Dixie Chicks

Checked into motherfucking Motel 6

I flew Holly to Hollywood

Pulled out my wood and fucked her good

Grandma Biggie from Ventura

Drunk ma jizz like Ensura

Dick sucker Sandy from San Diago

Won't let go my lego

So I gave her my lego

Then I let go my eggo!

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

I fucked Santa's wife in Santa Cruz

Took off her clothes left on the shoes

Bent her over stuffed her stocking

Right before I came I started BAKAWING!

Suck dick Sandy Sent Louis a pispo

Wheres my brand just like nebisko

Suck my dick all the way to Frisco

Came in her face, it looks like crisko

Tried to fuck a girl from Fresno

Baby said she was a lesbo

Unzipped ma pants pulled out ma wood

Took her manhood

I kept on Fucking she started cumming

I be damned she is a woman

She took off her pants and put on a dress

Got Afroman tattooed on her breast

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Rimjob Rena Reno Nevada

Took every inch of my enchilada

I don't gamble but I played her slot

Pulled her titties and hit the jackpot

Titanic tits from Toothesun

Gave her two daughters and two sons

Betty from Boston Massachusetts

Had a massive ass with two massive tits

I smoked some weed drunk some Bacardi

Gave her my Boston teabag party!

Connie Connie from Connecticut

Liked to jump into bed and give me head and shit

I gave Rachel Rachel from Missouri

A facial (facial) until her sight was blurry

I fucked Veronica from Vermont

Her sister her cousin her mum her aunt!

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman

I'm in your pussy

Bumpin up against yer ass

With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties

With my right I'm smokin grass

South Dakota lyrics - Afroman

I tried to fuck a girl from Sioux Falls

But she text all night, and gave me blue balls

A dick teaser skeezer from the city of Mitchell

You never gave me the pussy, you bitch you

Rapping to the girls in Rapid City

But they left rapidly, what a pity

Almost got a blowjob in Pierre

But she said I have too much pubic hair

I took my Blackwood to Whitewood

Didn't go quite good I got a room in Deadwood

The receptionist said she's from Lead

But she won't come up and give me no head

I told her let's drink and smoke on this

Maybe later I can spear your fish

She denied all of my urges

Just like all the pretty girls in Sturgis

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Such a lonely place

No women on MySpace

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Any time of year

Can't find no pussy here

I thought I had a winner when I was in Winner

But baby girl wouldn't let me go up in her

I met a feminist from Vermillion

She said she wouldn't fuck me for a million

I got some bookings in Brookings

But the girls were not foo-king

Tried to dick your daughter down in Watertown

But it was too many cock blockers hanging around

I thought I had a queen in Aberdeen

This rejection is fucking up my self esteem

Rush me a whore to Mount Rushmore

I really don't wanna jack off no more

All the hot girls in Hot Springs

Get mad when you discuss hot sexual things

Imma get me some pussy, it's not too late

Imma fill my gas tank and get out of this state

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Such a lonely place

No women on MySpace

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Any time of year

Can't find no pussy here

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Such a lonely place

No women on MySpace

I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota

Any time of year

Can't find no pussy here

What's up, South Dakota?

I love y'all, man, I love y'all weed

I love all my fans

Imma just run down to Nebraska, Iowa, get me some pussy right quick, Imma be right back

You know what I'm sayin?

No hard feelings, just a hard dick

I'll be back, real quick, alright

Step It UP lyrics - Blazar & Afroman

Step it up, gotta get more money

From the honey, the playboy bunny

Step it up, buy better suits

For the haters, buy gater boots

Step it up, get better [?]

Make them [?]

Step it up, buy some land

Keep the oxygen to expand

Step it up, build a home

Carve a track wandering Rome

Step it up, stack stack stack

New [?] tires on the Cadillac

Step it up, get a [?] pimp gun

Yeah, 'cause that's what's up

Step it up, get better friends

Step up your ends

Whatever comes my way

You know that I couldn't do

Can't get no grip on you

'Cause I been stepping up

Nothing to conversate

You know that I couldn't do

Can't get no grip on you

'Cause I been stepping through

Step it up, step it up, step it up

Step it up, step it up

Step it up, step it up, step it up

Step it up

Step it up

Step it up, get better weed

High end, no stem, no seed

Step it up, get better juice

Better jewelry, better [?]

Step it up, make bigger funds

Step it up, buy bigger guns

Step it up, make better beats

Step it up, buy better seats

Step it up, write a better rhyme

Step it up, be on time

Step it up, do something new

Step it up, the winner in you

Step it up, drop dead weight

Congratulate, don't hate

Step it up, eat better food

Step it up, be in a better mood

Whatever comes my way

You know that I couldn't do

Can't get no grip on you

'Cause I been stepping up

Nothing to conversate

You know that I couldn't do

Can't get no grip on you

'Cause I been stepping through

Whatever comes my way

High end, no stem, no seed (step it up)

Can't get no grip on you

Better jewelry, better [?] (step it up)

Nothing to conversate

You know that I couldn't do

Can't get no grip on you

'Cause I been stepping through

Step it up, step it up, step it up

Step it up, step it up

Step it up, step it up, step it up

Step it up (whatever comes my way)

Step it up

Step it up

Step it up

Can't get no grip on you

Stack stack stack

New [?] tires on the Cadillac

Can't get no grip on you

Stack stack stack

'Cause I been stepping through

Step it up

Will You Help Me Repair My Door lyics - Afroman

Will you help me repair my gate?

Will you help me repair my door?

Did you find what you was looking for?

Will you help me repair my gate and door?

Would you like a slice of lemon pound cake?

You can take as much as you want to take

There must be a big mistake

Would you like to have a slice of my lemon pound cake?

The warrant said "Narcotics and kidnapping"

The warrant said "Narcotics and kidnapping"

Are you kidding? I make money rapping

Why does the warrant say "Narcotics?" (Well, I know narcotics)

But why kidnapping?

Let me ask you something, Officer

Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?

Are there, any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?

You crooked cops need to stop it

There are no kidnapping victims in my suit pockets

Let me ask you another question

Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?

Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?

You crooked cops need to stop it

There's not a million pounds of weed in my suit pockets

Let me ask you something else

Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?

Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?

The Adams County Sherrif's Department, you can get these

There are no kidnapping victims in my, in my CDs

How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?

How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?

Adams County Sherrif's, you can get these

How many pounds of weed did you find in my CDs?

Why are you stealing my money?

Why are you stealing my money?

You represent the law and its funny

You're stealing my legal-worked-hard-everyday-paid-taxes money

The sheriff disconnected my cameras

The sheriff disconnected my cameras

The sheriff should be locked up in slammers

The Adams County Sherrif's Department disconnected my cameras

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Will you pay me for doing me wrong?

Will you pay me for doing me wrong?

Will you pay me for doing me wrong?

Or will I have to get paid from this song?

Aye, you think they gon' buy this man?